So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
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EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
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Such ancient songs
- Cat nurse: I hear him singing sometimes. In my head. Such ancient songs.
- Face of Boe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. All the single ladies.
